some backdrop noise

brotips:

Also, who knows? The opener might be legit. Got my friends into Foxy Shazam like that.

-Sketch

Posters

trovareunmodo-ofareuno:

This little black tip is so cute. My obsession with sharks is out of control.

misery-loves-comedy:

void-liminality:

ihititwithmyaxe:

magicmissileheadshot:

better-humans:

misery-loves-comedy:

Me and Ben at Gamefest. Most janky game of Magic I’ve ever played. The players were awful, but acted like they were amazing.

When I asked if we could join, the one guy looks at me and goes “Do you even have a deck??” I ignored it and brought my deck, Ben used my EDH minus the general (since it was a formatless multiplayer game) and he said “Yeah, Lauren’s ridiculously good at this game” and the kid looks past me and asks HIM “What’s your list?” and Ben just says flatly “Ask her. It’s her deck.”

Anyway, that’s the story of our pissed off faces.

Tell me again that sexism in Magic isn’t a thing, guys. This kind of shit is unacceptably typical.

I don’t understand why it was necessary for those kids to act so fucking rude. Sorry that happened, I hope someday you can find a not lame group of people to play with :(

I hope you stomped them.

I would assume from the line “The players were awful, but acted like they were amazing.”  that you stomped them, but…yeah, you did stomp them, right?

We stomped them. Hard.

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.